Bumfluenza 

Influenza of the ass.

Diarrhoea.

Tim is home from work today, as he's been struck with a bad case of bumfluenza

Bumfluenza by William Swan April 4, 2009

bumfle 

cloth that is bunched up or wrinkled - term used in the West of Scotland

Your jersey is all bumfled round your waist

bumfle by Katie W57 January 15, 2009

bmfl 

stands for best mate for life
although normally used for a complete stranger

person 1: did you see that weird man at the bus stop
person 2: yeh he's my new BMFL!

bmfl by Nadie.x January 8, 2007

Eternal bumflower 

A group of seven male friends begin a circle jerk on a rooftop in Southeast Asia. They simultaneously climax, then throw their legs back like synchronized swimmers forming a perfect star and tan their buttholes for 10 minutes.

Hey buds, don't miss the eternal bumflower this Sunday!

Eternal bumflower by The Eternal Bumflower September 22, 2021

bumfluffery 

Unnecessary nonsense, usually incessant talk or chatter about non-essential details; talk instead of action

Don't bullshit me with that bumfluffery, just do the fucking job!!

bumfluffery by K Weber December 3, 2002

Bumfluff 

feeble facial hair

That ain't a beard, it's just bumbluff

Bumfluff by Tony50 May 8, 2003

The Bumfluff Brothers 

Two brothers living in Stockholm Sweden with the individual names of Rufus and Bubba.

The Bumfluff Brothers
Rufus Bumfluff
Bubba Bumfluff

The Bumfluff Brothers by StanleyTweedle™ June 28, 2010