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Stif Benitez 

The biggest like-whore on the internet. Posts demented pictures of dying children and disabled people with the sole mission of getting likes and subscriptions to make money. He is hated by many people on the internet who continually wage war against him and his barbaric pictures. He must be banned from the internet.
"Hey, did you see that picture of the child with Progeria on your news feed?"

"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."
Stif Benitez by KiillZemAwll August 11, 2012
A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.
Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Beitel by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010
Related Words
bezited Benitez Besite Bezine Belite benites Bevite bezie Becited Beitel

Sebas Benitez 

coolest kid in school, loves minecraft, shrek enthusiast, smooth with the girls, & everything in between
It means a really good person who is very positive, friendly and is like your family.

Term was introduced by Youtuber Baylen Levine with +100k subscribers. Later he revealed that the word was insipired by a little kid that he knew, whoes last name was Benitez.
Baylen levine “You guys are the Benitez, i love you guys, Subscribe to my channel
Benitez by Ben dover B====D April 24, 2019
A bestie but one thing is different, you are a slow bestie and typed it wrong
Tiktok besites are the best
besite by salvulcanoreal July 13, 2021
" Look at that Bezine "
Bezine by Yolo4ever December 17, 2013
To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.
"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"
benitez by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008