Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)
Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!
Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.
Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.
Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.
"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"
Polite term for knacker discomfort
"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks
British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.
"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"
some prick face twat who wears the same boxers and trousers for several days in the boiling heat then the dumb fuck decides to put shorts on over them.
"hey is that Neville!, yo dat dicks wearing a pair of shorts over his trousers" looks like dat nigga gonna have a case of "betty Swollocks"