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to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.
i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.
by bitchplease23452346 May 15, 2011

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