If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a douche bag in the mail.

A betch is another way of saying "Bitch" except it sounds a million times better and makes you feel cool!

1. (n) A saleswoman at a shoe store
2. (n) Your twin brother who gets a car and a computer for his birthday while you get a large purple dragon plush toy.
3. (n) A bitch who won't give you any condamns

another word for bitch, but less rude. popularized by Kelly in her song 'shoes'. you might find yourself saying betch at random times, most likely when you want to party.

The way a stupid ass airheaded whore says 'Bitch.' This girl usually says other intelligent things like 'Oh my Gawd!! Shut up!' and 'Who's jizz is on my face?' Additionally, this brain dead cum gargler usually wears tons of make-up, fake color contacts, a spray tan, hair extensions and has a tramp stamp. Generally it takes a minimum of 5 years out of high school for this girl to become an obese moron with several children and a dodge neon with a Roxy sticker on the back window and a Hawaiian Lei necklace hanging from the rear view mirror.

a bagel egg tomato cheese and ham sandwich

the new way to express the word "bitch" such as in "shoes" by kelly