The person that you can always be yoursef with. They know your entire life story and are mean to you all day. Better than any other friend in the world and is next level best friend. <3
"Bestoo, did you forget to take your constipation pillstoday? You know what happened last time...
A really hot sexy girl that has mysterious eyes only described as a precious ruby jem in the desert. She is like the princess in Aladdin only more american with an ass that is always popping out when she weres jeans. The moment you see her you want to grab and feel her like a nude marble statue. When she leaves your eyes you feel a desperate need to bond the mistress down and love her for eternity.
That girl in p.e is such a Betool , she made me hardbro.
Pronounced: Best-ee-yole. Bestiole means to be cool, being the best. The word can also be used as an adjective. The word comes the french rapper from france Fatal Bazooka. The word is in fact french, but lately on Teamspeak servers, people by the names Vital and Fato(rip off of Fatal Bazooka and Vito)have spam teamspeak servers with words from Fatal Bazooka, the word has been starting to be used by americans, and has now been adapted to the english and internet language but the American pronounce it Besty-yall, the word is slowly growing on the internet, in conclusion Bestiole is a word from Fatal Bazooka music video, that was then adapted by Vital and Fato which was then use as an everyday leet word.
Vital: Bra, you see that kill? Man, I am too bestiole.
Fato: Yeah, dawg, they didn't that coming. We are too bestiole!
Adjective Example: This bestiole kid! Meaning this kid is the best.
The answer one gives when faced with a bad joke he or she cannot think of an answer to.
Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"
Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"
The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
or,
Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"
The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
and,
Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"
The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
The idiyeyt bestie you have that annoys the but you love them too much! GO GET A BESTOO (aka no fake friends; you can have as many "o" as you want in bestoo.
The idiyeyt bestie that you would put your life on the line for them. Your bestoo is the person you can be so mean to AS MEAN AS YOU WANT and they dont even care. (Don't mistake bestoos for bullies)
"Hey Bestooooo wassupbae. Did you forget to take your constipation pills today?"