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best buyname (-1.176)
fun store, but filled with geeky nerdy brunettes looking to get laid because they're too ugly for words. Little lushes looking for a good time in between the retard sales pitch. Blue shirts smell like last night's Bud Lite. Yuck.
Joe: "Ewwww, there goes another blue shirt bitch, can you smell her? she REEKS. "
Steve: "I think she works at best buy."
by imjustsayinwhatstrue October 17, 2009
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best buyfood (-1.074)
a place people shop at before they walk in to a Circuit City
people are only hired at circuit city because they already know the product, unlike best buy where you know more about what your buying than they do
by jason11497 December 01, 2007
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Best Buyname (-1.034)
The phenomenon of one's "stomach dropping," signaling an impending fecal explosion within mere seconds, forcing the victim to make a hasty exit to the nearest toilet. Entomology of the phrase originates due to the fact that this first happened to the wordsmith's father while he was in line at Best Buy, and was forced to abandon his purchase.
"I had the worst Bet Buy yesterday, it was awful."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."
by Joshua Anon June 07, 2006
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Best Buyname (-1.034)
The phenomenon of one's "stomach dropping," signaling an impending fecal explosion within mere seconds, forcing the victim to make a hasty exit to the nearest toilet. Entomology of the phrase originates due to the fact that this first happened to the wordsmith's father while he was in line at Best Buy, and was forced to abandon his purchase.
"I had the worst Bet Buy yesterday, it was awful."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."
by Joshua Anon June 07, 2006
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best buysex (-0.877)
A slang term for a shit so large that it makes your asshole bleed. Named after experiences with the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey why is the bathroom covered in blood ?

Sorry I just had a best buy. Fuck does my ass hurt. This is worse than choir practice.

Next time you will know better than to eat so much cheap junk food.

Hey can I borrow a tampon ? I know I will be paying for my best buy for the next week.

Let me see..... wow that best buy tore your asshole right up ! Here take the pack.
by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013
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Best Buyinternet (-1.297)
An electronics store that always is a step ahead of the competirion including Amazon. Can help consumers rebuild credit through offering 6-24 month no financing credit cards while also earning rewards for gratitude from repeat/regular shoppers. The one last large electronic retailer survived by training employees vigourously in their respective departments while also expecting all employees to understand products from every department. Providing expert service in their department, a successful employee will exceed in fulfilling a customers complete needs in one shopping experience. An employee may offer a more expensive HDMI cable not because they work on commission, which they don't, but because a 4k HDMI cable will be more compatible when buying a 4k TV instead of the consumer believing they are being upsold because they think the $20 non 4k HDMI cable made from b-parts will give them an equal viewing experience. In truth they will end up returning to the store blaming their sales consultant and the company as a whole because they refused to take thirty seconds to sign up for a rewards card and think they can return products without a receipt. In that sense most customers don't understand current fraudulent scams in which a degenerate steals the cable and comes to return the cable without a receipt since they did not have one in the first place.
An amazing best buy mobile specialist corrected errors made by the corporate mobile phone store employees in their rush to grab their commission. Next time I will be sure to return to best buy to upgrade my phone since they get their bonuses based on their ratings in customer satisfaction surveys and all the better promotions they offer over my corporate mobile store.

I love my new computer and was so grateful the expert took their time explaining all my questions in layman's terms I could understand. I even was approved for 24 month no financing to purchase it and 5% back in rewards!
by gdub genius June 27, 2016
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