a large retail electronics company located all over the world, that offers reward zone, credit cards, service and replacement plans, magazines and millions of other things no one actually needs. their cashiers also need to give a 10 hour speech to each customer, which makes the lines extremely long.
Cashier: Hi how are u today?
Customer: good u
Cashier: im great! did u find everything okay today?
Customer: uh yeah.
Cashier: super! are u a rewards zone member?
Customer: no and i dont want-
Cashier: GREAT! ill go ahead and sign u up for a free membership today! all i need is ur phone number and address
Customer: no i really dont want one, i have too many cards
Cashier: oh come on its free! every time u spend $250 u get $5 back and other discount coupons on popular items!
Customer: alright fine..
Cashier: and im gonna give u some information about our reward zone credit card that gives u double the points for using it in the store and regular points wen u use it outside of best buy.
Customer: ok..
Cashier: and on this item we have a 4 year service plan for $99.99. it covers, dust, heat, humidity, normal wear and tear, power surge, and any defects with the product.
Customer: no ill be fine without it.
Cashier: i would highly recommend it, considering if u deal with the manufacturer, u would end up paying for shipping and handeling as well as some parts and if best buy couldnt fix this item for u they would give u a new one.
Customer: ill live without it.
Cashier: WELL if u wanna think about it, u have 30 days to come back and purchase it. AND to thank you for shopping with us today we are GIVING you 8 weeks risk free of either People, Entertainment Weekly, Sports Illustrated, or Time magazine, which ones do u like?
Customer: no thank u.
Cashier: are u sure? it would make a great present. wouldnt ur wife like People?
Customer: no i already get enough magazines and i will forget to cancel it.
Cashier: well with the 2nd to last issue it comes along with a card that notifies u cancel the trial, its very easy
Customer: no thats really okay, i dont want it.
Cashier: alright ur total is $456.98...okay do u want ur receit with u or in the bag
Customer: the bag
Cashier: okay and on the bottom of ur receit there is a website u can go to. bestbuycares.com and if u take a fast survey its a chance to win a 10,000 dollar shopping spree.
AND ur all set. THANK U HAVE A GREAT DAY!
by lmcx22 November 26, 2007

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Asshole Corporate store run by mostly brainwashed employees (including the managers). They don't care what product you buy, as long as you buy extra services with it.
employee: Hello, will you be paying for this with your Best Buy card today?
customer (who has a lot more education than any BBY manager): No thanks.
employee: would you like to apply for a Best Buy card today?
customer: No thanks.
employee: Do you have a Rewards card?
customer: No
employee: Would you like to sign up for one today? It's only $9.99 and for every hundred dollars you spend...
Customer: NO
employee: Would you like to sign up for a free trial of Sports Illustrated or Enterta...
Customer: NO!
employee: Would you like to try Netflix free for 2...
Customer: NO!
employee: How about a free trial of Rhapsody music...
Customer: NO GOD DAMMIT!
employee: Are you happy with your internet service? Because we offer Aol, Net Zero, and...
Customer: NO MOTHER FUCKER!
employee: Would you like a Product Service plan with that? It offers...
Customer: I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT!
employee: You know that includes low quality wires and I would reccomend buying some Monster Cables. They're only 79...
Customer: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!
employee: I'm a brainwashed corporate shill and I work for the best company in the world.
by Best Buy sucks February 14, 2006

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A place where people can look at electronics in person before going home to buy them on Amazon for a cheaper price.
"You paid $40 for an HDMI cable at Best Buy!? I got one for $5 on Amazon."
by SeƱor Horsechoker March 18, 2013

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A bunch of idiots in yellow shirts trying to sell you overpriced goods they know nothing about. You are classified as an "angel" or a "demon" based upon how much of your money the store is able to capture. Once you've bought the product, god help you if you need to return it because there is a 15% restocking fee. A good place to go to try a product before you buy it online!
I buy a big screen tv at $2000usd. The tv turns out to be incompatible with my equipment because the sales associate mis-informed me. I return the tv and get stuck paying 15% ($300usd) for NOTHING! Bravo BestBuy, Bravo.
by Don't shop at Best Buy! June 18, 2008

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A slang term for a shit so large that it makes your asshole bleed. Named after experiences with the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey why is the bathroom covered in blood ?

Sorry I just had a best buy. Fuck does my ass hurt. This is worse than choir practice.

Next time you will know better than to eat so much cheap junk food.

Hey can I borrow a tampon ? I know I will be paying for my best buy for the next week.

Let me see..... wow that best buy tore your asshole right up ! Here take the pack.
by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013

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Jordan's bitch.
Employee: Whos your bitch?

Jordan: Best Buy.
by Pseudonymfoodonym April 26, 2010

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Highly over priced place people call a store where a simple cell phone charger costs $40 dollars and everything costs $20 to $300 dollars more than anywhere else!
Hey bob want to go to best buy and get a dvd?Sure I have $60 dollars I can buy 1 dvd.
by best buy sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 06, 2008

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fun store, but filled with geeky nerdy brunettes looking to get laid because they're too ugly for words. Little lushes looking for a good time in between the retard sales pitch. Blue shirts smell like last night's Bud Lite. Yuck.
Joe: "Ewwww, there goes another blue shirt bitch, can you smell her? she REEKS. "
Steve: "I think she works at best buy."
by imjustsayinwhatstrue October 17, 2009

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