Sals Oz Rock Cafe AKA Sals Kebabs is a kebab shop in Revesby near the train station (Sydney Australia)

It is open well into the early hours of the night so that the drunk people from the neighbouring pub and nearby club can come and eat because the bistro and shops are closed.

Sal (the rock guru) plays all the old classic rock songs all working hours so you can just kick back and relax.

The shop itself is a normal sized kebab shop and the walls stoles have records on them.

Sals Kebabs is known for his special Khe Sanh (named after the song by Cold Chisel) The Khe Sanh is the typical Aussie Kebab
Beef Cheese Lettuce Tomato and of coarse BBQ sauce…..$8

Every so often the Sals theme song "I LOVE SALS KEBABS!!" sung to the tune of I Love Rock and Roll By Arrows can be heard at anytime after 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights. The theme song was created by philosophize and members of The Darkest Illusion one drunk Friday night.

Sal’s Kebabs is the meeting place for all the hungry drunk people and is a peaceful place of joy where rock music calms the spirit while Kebabs sooth the soul

An imaginary figure that has illusion of a large volleyball block when playing on a standard 8' height men's net. The reality is that "Rob Roof" is really only 1/4" over the net and was able to block the hitter merely because the opposing setter didn't set the ball high enough.

Occasionally, "Rob Roof" will block someone with a vertical 10 times of himself and will react in a frenzy, jumping around, yelling, and basically making a fool of himself. This phenomenon is known as little man syndrome.

It is best to just smile at "Rob Roof" when he is acting this way and say nice job rather than enraging him, otherwise you may risk being put on his tea bag list.

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“The Man” has many definitions. It all depends on who is being asked. To those in older generations, “the Man” is the government as an oppressing force. But the current youth of America prefers another definition. This new “Man” has a positive connotation, unlike his predecessor.
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“The Man” has many definitions. It all depends on who is being asked. To those in older generations, “the Man” is the government as an oppressing force. But the current youth of America prefers another definition. This new “Man” has a positive connotation, unlike his predecessor.
Urban dictionary says “the Man” is a complimentary term for people who would be described as “the bomb” or “the s***,” being they are all around great, likable people. Issues with this are that “the Man” is singular. There is no “the Men.” There will be great people in any place visited, but there is only one “the Man.”
Sources say he lives in Greenwich, C.T. currently. It is confirmed that he originated in the semi-cold region of Brecksville, Ohio; a long way north of his present position. It is there that he began to develop his signature tendencies. Naturally he was predispositioned to be wonderful from the beginning. With a smile to melt hearts and eyes that took everything in, the curly haired boy (now around the age of adulthood) grew up ready to take hold of the title rightfully his.
Before he became “the Man,” he was becoming more and more suitable for the prestigious title. Between athletics, academics, and a booming social life, this Man (let’s call him David) was being nurtured for excellence. David played Varsity water polo and baseball his senior year. Meanwhile he swam Varsity all four years of high school. He maintained a reasonable grade point average and received above ...

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