August 26, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.
Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche
A picture message of food someone is about to enjoy
The rewarding act of sending someone you know a picture or video message of a meal which you are about to enjoy.
the reward can be sadistic in nature and comes from the
knowing that the person you are food-mmsing is stuck at the office eating a cold packed lunch, and/or that you are about to consume their favourite food and they are completely unable to join you in these affairs, and thus can proceed to enjoy the meal with the additional gratification of being assured a frustrated response from the second party.
food mmsing works best when you make small additional efforts to add vivid, concise text descriptions to the mms.
For example when food mmsing a picture of an iced coffee, here are some suggestions to complement the shot for maximum impact:
ie. "Nothing beats a delicious iced coffee with cream! Mmm, this is so delicious, want some?"
eg. "I am absolutely going to smash this immaculate iced coffee with soft sweet cream! pure indulgence!"
The picture of the food should be as clear as possible, and for maximum impact try holding up a spoonful / forkful of the food to the lens so the intended recipient knows it's on its way to your mouth.
Food that public school kids would never eat. Homeschool Food tends to be a pale brown color. These foods include but are not limited to: Fig Newtons, Granola, Shredded Wheat, Wheat Thins, Kashi, and Angel Food Cake.
Roxanne (a public school girl): My mom puts HoHos in my lunch.
Reagen (a homeschool girl): HoHos? That sounds like a really inappropriate snack. My mom gives me Fig Newtons for treats but only if I give my best effort at my violin competitions.
Roxanne: Fig Newtons? Psh that's such a homeschool food.
Most people believe it's the best food ever, as seen by most definitions. Yet ask any Mexican and they know it's the most fake food since Taco Bell.
It's really nasty, and if you want real Mexican food go to a Mexican 'hood or something.
"Hey Juan I just had awesome Mexican food!"
"Really Matt? Where'd you get it from?"
"Chipotle! Totally the best burritos ever!"
"Gtfo. My abuela can make better food."
BEST. FOOD. EVEERR.
grilled cheese is my favourite food
The best f*cking food in the entire f*cking history of the f*cking UNIVRESE. The pie is so awesome that you will be overtaken by its pie-tastic powers. Pie can also be used to replace any word. Pie-ology, the study of pie. there is also Pi: 3.14, and pi time, when the clock reads 3:14. LOLOL
1. can replace any word, food name, etc.
2. a time of day aka pi time (3:14)
3. can be used as a name
4. is the best food EVER
Guy1: What the pie was that?!
Guy2: I just crashed your Porche...
Guy1: PIE YOU!!!!!!!
Guy1: What time is it?
Guy1: Your so f*cking stupid its almost FUNNY.
Guy2: You damn pie!!! You want FUNNY?!?! How about a bullet through your skull?!?! Oh, wait. I don't have a gun...
Guy3: Wow... you are such a stupid pie...
Pie. I like pie. Pie RULZ. Yay pie. PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE.
|28.||To best one!|
"To best one" Often exclaimed when either parched or hungry or in need of discount bargains.
Best One is a corner shop in the small town of Wootton Bassett (best known for its repatriation services), it sells discount drinks and food stuffs as well as alcohol to the general public, it is popular with younger people because of its cheaper prices and how close it is situated to the local primary and comprehensive schools.
Dude 1: God damnit i'm fucking hungry
Dude 2: TO BEST ONE!
Dude 1: YES!
They all lived happily ever after.