A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.

(n).

Food mms;
A picture message of food someone is about to enjoy

(v).

food mmsing;
The rewarding act of sending someone you know a picture or video message of a meal which you are about to enjoy.

the reward can be sadistic in nature and comes from the
knowing that the person you are food-mmsing is stuck at the office eating a cold packed lunch, and/or that you are about to consume their favourite food and they are completely unable to join you in these affairs, and thus can proceed to enjoy the meal with the additional gratification of being assured a frustrated response from the second party.

food mmsing works best when you make small additional efforts to add vivid, concise text descriptions to the mms.

For example when food mmsing a picture of an iced coffee, here are some suggestions to complement the shot for maximum impact:

ie. "Nothing beats a delicious iced coffee with cream! Mmm, this is so delicious, want some?"

eg. "I am absolutely going to smash this immaculate iced coffee with soft sweet cream! pure indulgence!"

The picture of the food should be as clear as possible, and for maximum impact try holding up a spoonful / forkful of the food to the lens so the intended recipient knows it's on its way to your mouth.

Food that public school kids would never eat. Homeschool Food tends to be a pale brown color. These foods include but are not limited to: Fig Newtons, Granola, Shredded Wheat, Wheat Thins, Kashi, and Angel Food Cake.

Most people believe it's the best food ever, as seen by most definitions. Yet ask any Mexican and they know it's the most fake food since Taco Bell.

It's really nasty, and if you want real Mexican food go to a Mexican 'hood or something.

BEST. FOOD. EVEERR.

The best f*cking food in the entire f*cking history of the f*cking UNIVRESE. The pie is so awesome that you will be overtaken by its pie-tastic powers. Pie can also be used to replace any word. Pie-ology, the study of pie. there is also Pi: 3.14, and pi time, when the clock reads 3:14. LOLOL

"To best one" Often exclaimed when either parched or hungry or in need of discount bargains.

Best One is a corner shop in the small town of Wootton Bassett (best known for its repatriation services), it sells discount drinks and food stuffs as well as alcohol to the general public, it is popular with younger people because of its cheaper prices and how close it is situated to the local primary and comprehensive schools.