Top Definition
Verb: To dress the natural waist of one's lover with a shit. Typically reserved for special occasions.
Noun: Said shit.

secondary:

Verb: to humiliate or discredit.
Noun: a mark of or cause of humiliation.
"Bro, for the prom, I'm renting a brown tux so I'll match that bescumberbund Britney has been begging for."

"Dawg, tip the valet or he will fart in your Phantom, bescumberbund you in front of your lady.
by zzyzu September 21, 2013

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