Berty 

The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.

Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"

Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."

Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"

Berty by Rae$ December 11, 2016

bertstrips 

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.

r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.

bertstrips by Limess September 24, 2018

Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.

You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg

Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

bettysnews

A instagram fan account, for the tv show Riverdale. She has the best aus (alternate universe) in this fandom, considering they are unique, creative and intriguing.

Bettysnews is the best fan account out there.

bettysnews by swiftie3011 June 11, 2019

Bertis

Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.

Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend

Bertis by jamanfued May 17, 2011

Berths 

Something you call someone when they're a STAR !

"He the man
Yes I am
Berths!" (Will Smith)

Berths by Choleo March 10, 2022

dirty berty 

a dirty berty occurs when your partner is giving you oral sex under a blanket and you fart and hold them under the blanket to continue while they smell your fecal odor.

(to guy friend) dude last night while sheila was giving me a blowjob i totally gave her a dirty berty.

dirty berty by high hat March 10, 2011