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1.
to fall over, trip up.
Did you see Geff last night? He was super pissed, he din't see the step and went for a berton.
by Matt Peacock January 02, 2005
 
2.
someone who is ugly and in their spare time they eat food.AND THEN THEY STARVE THEMSELVES AND ARE BALEMIC. a. berton is the most common of these species.
omg she is sucha berton!
by YOCRAZY345 November 18, 2010