Barnologist

An expert in mucking barn

“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”

Barnologist by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

Beardologist 

Someone that specializes in beards.

Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."

Beardologist by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009

Beeologist 

One who studies bee's

You: "Do bee's bleed?"

Friend: "Why don't you ask a beeologist?"

Beeologist: "They do not have red blood like us, they have the equivalent of blood though. Since they don't have blood pressure they do not in fact bleed."

Beeologist by Darbii December 2, 2010

Buttologist 

A person engaged in the scientific study of butts.

One who is highly skilled in buttology

As a buttologist his skills were unequaled as he got his head into his work deeper than anyone we've ever known.

She spent so much time focussed on butts that everyone considered her the finest buttologist in the world.

Buttologist by Daggie n Jaggie June 9, 2013

beerologist

a connoisseur in the ways and general awesome nature of consuming and reaping the advantges of beer.

Dude that's a sick byramid! You must be a beerologist!

beerologist by Jonathan A Hoffman March 2, 2008

bonertologist 

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier

"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."

bonertologist by Idiotas United November 7, 2013

brotologists 

One who studies the history of bro to bro relationships. They attempt to acquire knowledge on the past behavior of bro companionship's in hopes to explain why bro behavior has become the way it is today.

Brotologists concluded that after building the pyramids I'm sure the slaves became bros, perhaps this explains why we like to pick heavy things up and put them down several times a week with a fellow bro.

brotologists by Brettykoreanantomy April 23, 2014