beatness 

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.

"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"

beatness by kagus christ October 30, 2003

Bestness 

Something that is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

I love that song its bestness

Bestness by GooD oL JR July 16, 2008

betness 

1)to believe to be true; legit or valid
(see also legitness
2)willing to bet on; (betting this)

My first hand in Texas Hold 'Em and I got dealt pocket Aces, betness.

You think you're stronger than me swan, betness.

That kickflip was legitness, he's the best in town, betness.

betness by WeisTunes March 30, 2017

sweetness beatness 

A way of expressing joy or excitement.

"I found a pot of gold in the backyard."
"Sweetness beatness!"

sweetness beatness by tsm February 2, 2008

Beatness 

(Adj) the quality of being useless, annoying, bothersome, and generally incorrect

Esp. Describing an event, activity, or person

the latest research suggests that Tucker's beatness is the greatest threat to humanity

Beatness by doctorscience July 14, 2016

betness 

When something is so fucking legitness, you're willing to bet anything on it.

Used when "bet" and "legitness" just doesn't give it justice.

When willing to bet to prove whatever was legitness is raised to another level.
See also legitness, legit, bet, cash me...

That punk told me to "catch him outside", I said "betness", cuz I know I'll whoop his ass.

You think I can't land that scooter trick cuz it was legitness? Haha betness!

betness by WeisTunes March 31, 2017

second bestness 

Second bestness is when you know you are not the first choice if somebody asks you to be someone (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend) or to do something (i.e. become the boss). You know that someone else was first choice and altough you accept the offer, it rankles and stays wth you forever, turning you into a bitter, overbearing person.

"I think Mum's feeling of second bestness is why she's always so horrible to me - knows Dad wanted to or should have married someone else."

second bestness by mimbijones April 7, 2023