Beetising Off 

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

Beetising Off by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

bertling 

The dislocation of your cock and balls. very aggressively becoming a female.

Bertling: aggressively becoming a woman.

AH SHIT MA BOY, I’M A WOMAN *proceeds to tear off balls furiously* FUCK!

bertling by Velvet Red Dreams December 2, 2020

Bernieing 

A sacred rhythmic dance that involves tilting your head back like a nose bleed coming through. While performing this dance, if it isn't about money, then it most likely won't concern you.

In my space time I enjoy playing checkers, writing poetry, and Bernieing.

Bernieing by ConnieBuns March 22, 2011

Beetleing Around 

When someone is being really annoying/messing around. The person usually has a bowl-shaped haircut

someone keeps on kicking the back of your feet,so you say
"Jake, quit beetleing around!"

Beetleing Around by pillsbury8u January 4, 2010

Bereidingen

The act of losing one's self in a euphoric stupor; this usually comes with vivid hallucinations of small animals wearing clothes often reserved for law enforcement.

"I can't tell you how much fun bereidingen is."

Bereidingen by Sheriff Duck September 18, 2011

brieing 

Ecstasy eaten in cheese, often at parties held by middle class women.

We enjoyed Martha's party and had a good time brieing

brieing by Nestori June 9, 2018

Berthing hips 

When a fat ass breaks his chair and blames it on his wife

So there we were camping and tim pulled the old berthing hips again

Berthing hips by Dolceglr32 October 18, 2019