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Turner Bartels k-8 

Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!
Turner Bartels k-8 by Bo111 February 16, 2018

Jayden Bartels 

Jayden Bartels is a dancer and an actress that was featured on Dance MomsHer birthday is on November 1st 2018 and is currently 13 years old. She’s known on social media as, missjaydenb. She’s best friends with Annie LeBlanc who is featured on the YouTube channel Bratayley
Jayden Bartels and Annie Leblanc’s friendship is so pure!

Bartelstone moot court 

Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage.
You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis, turning it in minutes before the deadline.

Alex Bartels 

A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.
Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.
Alex Bartels by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022
A Bertel is typically a liar and test cheater. He also becomes a big crybaby whenever someone exposes his lies. A Bertel is also typically a suspected homosexual due to his choice of cards in the game Clash Royale.
"He just cheated on the last test, he's such a Bertel!"
Bertel by gugugagababy June 20, 2022

berthelson 

Skinny, slimy weasel, who works his hardest to fuck over everyone under him. Married yet sleeps with all he can find. Progresses through life by living on his knees and loves every second of it.
Ther goes berthelson, running to chief again.
berthelson by iamKnan March 24, 2016

Berthelsen 

An absolute alpha last name, anyone with this name could absolutely Destroy you with their pinkie, don’t even try fight a Berthelsen. Berthelsen is a name originated from the Vikings, explaining why there so strong and handsome.
Mr. Berthelsen is a king, a god, more powerful then the universe
Berthelsen by Phile madickie April 10, 2022