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The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).

The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.

This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.
Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.

Example 2:

A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!
Bertle by Gibs-a-rum December 30, 2013
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a thing or person who is on the level below the devil and commits acts that the devil would consider evil
That guy is such a berder!
berder by Sakin November 10, 2010
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Bertie Gilbert 

Bertie Gilbert has a cleft chin which makes him super hot! He played Scorpios Malfoy (Draco Malfoy's Son) in the 'Harry Potter' movie "The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' and has been in a couple of other things too like 'Horrible Historys'. Also he is a bit crazy, but still very lovable!
Wow, look at his cleftchin, Oh wow its Bertie Gilbert!
Bertie Gilbert by flowerjasmin July 29, 2011

Burlington Bertie

The song of University College London.

Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.

Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.

It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him
Burlington Bertie by Freols May 19, 2009

bertie big bollocks 

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.
Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?
to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day
Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.
Berted by Neroli119 May 14, 2017
Bertler is a pretty cool guy even though he has quite a large forehead that is usually 8 inches long. He has skinny arms and he is kinda sexy. A bertler is sometime referred to as a bertle turtle and most bertler's are gluten free. He often gives an alaskan pipeline in his lifetime.
Haha look at that guys forehead, what a bertler.
Bertler by BERTSQUIRT May 30, 2017