Paul Bettany 

Really freaking hot British actor. Played Silas in The Da Vinci Code, Dust Finger in InkHeart, Charles in A Beautiful Mind, and the Voice of Jarvis in Iron Man. Realllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy hot! (I like Paul Bettany)

Random person: Hey is that really pale, blonde actor Paul Bettany

Me: *dies* GAHY!!!! PAUL BETTANY!!!!!!!!!

Paul Bettany by Darth Jader July 29, 2009

Paul Bettany 

Creepy yet talented actor, most famous for portraying Silas in the da vinci code.

Paul Bettany was the best actor in the da vinci code.

Paul Bettany by Adrian July 21, 2006

Bertan 

Dawn. First Light. Wise and handsome.

Erkan

The Erkanist.

Chuck Norris wants to be a Bertan.

Bertan by Ber-tan February 5, 2010

Bertan 

Dawn. First light. The touch stone of manliness. A cross and Chuck Norris and Barak Obama. Also look at Erkan.

You are my Bertan.

Bertan of civilisation.

Only thing Chuck Norris wants to be is Bertan

Bertan by Ber-tan February 5, 2010

Bertan 

A strong man with a big cock.

Bertan is a model.

Bertan by Longflong November 21, 2021

bertaly

Bertaly is an amazing kindhearted, sweet smart funny person. She is always there when you may need her and is always someone you can count on for advice. But just because she looks cute doesn’t mean she’s dangerous watch out because Bertaly can sometimes be dangerous at hitting people....Anyways if you ever find a Bertaly she’s different and will love you in a different way than other people do she goes over the top sometimes but is still amazing. If you ever have her as a girlfriend you are so lucky because she’ll try anything to make you happy and will always be by your side and loyal. A Bertaly is rare though so if you do have one your really lucky.

Person: We should surprise Bertaly!
Me: NO WAY SHE’LL ATTACK ME!
Person: Jumps on Bertaly like a hug

Bertaly: Elbows person...oops

Me: Told you so

bertaly by Potato Friend o February 22, 2019

Jacob Bertand 

The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy

Jacob Bertand is the best person alive.

Jacob Bertand by Butttttttttttttttttttttt March 6, 2021