another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie
hey, i can i get a bert from you?
by italianstallionmb August 18, 2010
A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.
A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"
by Kate Roberts March 12, 2008
The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Usually cute and not afraid to reveal his naughty side ;)
damn, berts a cutie. I'd hit that
by Priscaaay November 24, 2008
verb: to flail, squee, generally get excited by anything adam lambert does, wears, sings, is around.
omg adam lambert is at the party!" "time to bert!
by glitterlife April 12, 2011
Ernie's homosexual lover.
I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.
by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
A dialectal term for cigarette. Popular in North Lancashire and South Cumbria - may also have found its way to South Wales and parts of Manchester. Derived from the popular brand Lambert & Butler.
Winston: How many Berts can you smoke in twenty minutes?

Royston: At least twenty Berts, Marra.
by Bert420 May 10, 2012
A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.
Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?
by foozebox August 02, 2005
the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."
by DogsAndDolphins April 05, 2014

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