A verb pertaining to Bert Lopez, a New Mexico State police officer who was caught having sex with a woman on the hood of his squad car by a private security camera, bert lopezing means:
1., any sexual act involving a police officer.
2., to literally or figuratively be taken behind a building by an authority, bent over backwards, and fucked.
Alt.: bert, lopez, 'pez.
PP.: bert lopezed, berted, lopezed, pezzed.
Ger.: bert lopezing, berting, lopezing, pezzing.
"I totally want to bert lopez that cop groupie."
"I just parked there for like, five minutes, and I got lopezed with a ticket for $200!"
"Oh, the sergeant's off berting some broad, he'll be back in five."