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29. Bert and Ernie
When something is tight
Example 1: "Man that party last night was so Bert and Ernie bro!"

Example 2: "Dude she was sooooooooo Bert and Ernie I'm gonna hit that one more time"
30. CrumButt
When you girl been eatin too many cookies in the bed and you start bonin her and she get the crumbs in her snatch.
Bert- Ay which mofo finished all the oreos?
Ernie- I know your asian ass did cause i had crumbutt all last night
31. Leytan
A crazy demon seeing chuck the rabbit having person. DONT FUCK with him
Leytan is looking at chuck.
32. Bert and Ernie
A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.
-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."
33. ass-muppet
Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.
Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.
by sterling Mar 1, 2003 add a video
34. Curb Check
The act of placing an unconscious or immobile individual's head against a curb or similar embankment with their mouth open and stepping on or kicking them in the head.
"After he gound out bert had stolen his last eight ball, ernie hauled his ass out and curb checked him."
by Daemonite Mar 25, 2003 add a video
35. jism monkey
someone who wallows in jism
your mums a jism monkey
by ernie and bert Oct 21, 2003 add a video
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