A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.
Related to: ummer
While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.
A party thrown during your last semester at college. The graduate buys one or more kegs of beer and invites all of their friends to drink for free. This sometimes involves liquor as well. A tradition at Michigan Technological University.
Kate: I spilled beer all over the couch and my crotch at Mike's senior barrel. I was so embarrassed.
Dirk: Mark is charging for his senior barrel. Weak sauce. I don't think anyone is going to show up.
Tyler: I tried to get a keg of TILT for my senior barrel, but they don't make them them. I did get a free can cozy though!