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to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day
Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.
Berted by Neroli119 May 14, 2017
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Berted berpes Berged barped beeped Berned Berpetrus Berved out Beredice berfed
(v.) Rabid. Extremely dangerous. Crude.
That is one Berged Mergin!!
Berged by Miyukisetsu March 18, 2008
When you burp and barf simultaneously
"Last night I barped, and it tasted like acid. I wanted to die."
barped by Honey Roasted Peanuts December 2, 2013
Ber-peas noun; The berpes is the disease of being contaminated by the bertfilth, by one, Bert McCracken, singer of The Used. The Berpes can be contracted by both indirect and direct contact to Bert, and in most cases, causes spontaneous combustion/implosion, disturbation. This is caused by Bert's complete and utter lack of personal hygiene. Example: during the 2004 Projekt Revolution Tour with Linkin Park, Bert wore the same pants the entire tour and when said pants ripped, he just stapled them. Said pants were also dirty the entire tour. All one needs to do is look at him and you can see the bertfilth. Coming into contact with the bertfilth causes Berpes.
If you touch either, A) Bert McCracken, B) any of The Used, C) any of My Chemical Romance, specifically Gerard Way, you will be infected by the Berpes.
So if you see Bert walking up the street towards you, RUN the other way very fast. And don't let Gerard Way touch you, because he's made out with Bert and thus you would be contaminated indirectly.
Berpes by i AM Neo May 2, 2006

Berved out 

A saying you say when you are drunk and about to pass out like Noah Bervan is every time he drinking because he is a light weight.
Yo I am berved out right now
Berved out by Kcaj April 22, 2020

Berpeled 

(Verb) The act of sharing news that is redundant or repetitive; often recently shared by someone else.
Bro! That's old news. You totally just berpeled.
Berpeled by mrflashybeard August 27, 2020