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Brocation 

A vacation amongst male comrades, or 'bros' as they are known. Generally a road trip to a desirable spot which allows for good bonding and all sorts of unchecked shenanigans.

Female variation is known as the Hocation.
You: Yo man if you release them crickets in the hallway, you ain't graduating.

Me: Forget graduation bro. Only thing that matters now is Brocation.
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An alternative way of saying cocaine. Coined first by Zach Cregger of Whitest Kids U' Know.
"I told her I was gonna be in the woods for 2 weeks fighting ghosts or something, but then I went to my second apartment and did a shitload of brocaine." - Zach Cregger.
brocaine by poisonpoyson August 1, 2009
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Brocacho 

Term to describe a bro who you are close friends with.
Man: what's going on Brocacho?
Friend: Not much. What about you?
Brocacho by Bennetth June 7, 2016
A nor-cal bro. Loves to "chill" with his friends, play Hella BP, drive around with Hella bass in their Hella tricked out, lifted trucks with nor-cal stickers on the back. Usually have a buzz cut, fake diamond earrings, often found with flat brimmed hats on and lanyards around their necks. A not-so-rare breed of afluent caucasian Americans concentrated in the northern half of California, specifically in the Bay Area.
1) Hey brocal, what's up?

Not much, just tryna go play hella BP this weekend, prolly gonna blaze too. You down?

Nah man, I would, but I'm workin on my lifted truck all weekend installing new rims.

2) You wanna come over after school and practice drawing nor-cal stars with me?

Is there gonna be bp?

Yes.

Then I'm down.

Concerned Citizen: You guys are hella brocal.
It’s a dude with a HUGE bizeps. Someone really entertaining who will make you laugh even if you are not in the mood. Sweatpants is a real friend of someone with the name berkcan. Most time a beast.
There‘s Berkcan the Beast

Brocademy 

A place where bro's learn to increase their brocabulary and how to reduce the deadly brocade. It was established by Broseph the creator of the bro code. Bro's teach other bro's when it is not ok to be a brocahontas, NEVER. Here you will meet many brocals who live in brocasas and spend all their moneys on brocolli. You will make many brohams and many Bro Hoes.
"You need to go to the brocademy to increase your brocabulary bro."
Brocademy by Rill Broham December 6, 2011

brocabulary 

part of bromanculture, vocabulary spoken from one bro to another, with emphasis on bronunciation.
An emphasis should be put on expanding one's brocabulary at every opportunity.

Bro-ing Out - Akin to a bro's version of "Girls Night Out", but with less kissing and boob-grabbing.

Brode - Bro Code. "If bro_#1 wants to date bro_#2's ex, he is obligated to ask. Bro_#2 is then in turn obligated to say Yes."

Bromosexual - A bro that is also a chick, and therefore bang-able.

Broner - Over-excitement for any bro-ing out activity. "Eddie popped a total broner when Jimmy rented out the Laser-tag pavillion..."

Bronoculars - A safety devise used to counteract another Bro's Beer Goggles. "If it weren't for my bronoculars, Harry would have rumped a total ugmo!"

The P-L-Bro - A group of bros occupying the same brocation as your brommunity.

Quid Pro Bro - A more or less equal exchange of goods or services between bros. "You can borrow my bike, but I get to tag your sister, Jenny."

Brophylactic - An agent, device, or measure that protects a bro from unwanted contact. "Don't be a ding-dong, cover your schling-schlong."