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nat: Dude see that dead green rotting pussy over there..it's a bernie :|

there goes the end of my wet dream
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Sending information late, taking last second to do anything. being lazy, like weekend at bernie`s, only works on his own time with music,.
This guy at work is always pulling a Bernie.. I bernie-ed last night when i was suppost to clean the kitchen when my Mom was on the way home.
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Slang for cocaine. Mainly used as code to determine if cocaine will be present at specified future event. Also known to be substituted with 'Joe'.
"Yo, that party you're going to throw tonight? Is Bernie going to be there?"

"Yeah man, Bernie will definitely be there tonight."
by nasendusch July 10, 2008
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A failed senator that's offering free college so young people will vote for him, at the same time not describing how he will achieve his plans. Kind of like Donald Trump
Bernie Sanders is like that creepy uncle no one wants around, so he gives them free college.
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A BERNie is a BURNout, a pothead, someone who had a life that was running smoothly till he woke up one day malude
"Check out that Bernie over there"

"Oh that's jay, he used to be cool till he got malude"

"thats a shame"
by d vengeance October 07, 2006
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Dead.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.
"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."

"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."

"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."
by Nick D October 27, 2003
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A word used in poker that means to hide or stash away.
Don't bernie your chips!
by ChipWinner February 04, 2010
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