Bernese Mountain Dog

The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.

Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."

Bernese Mountain Dog by BaileytheBerner February 10, 2010

Bernese Mountain Doggin 

Unique and highly desired sexual position that is guaranteed to satisfy all parties.

Last night we were Bernese Mountain Doggin and I thought for sure he would finish…

Bernese Mountain Doggin by Mothanyouthought August 28, 2023

brenesel 

Meaning for being very good at mountainbiking, because Brenzle is famous bike rider from Serbia.

oh damn this guy drives like brenesel, he is so good

brenesel by kecolol February 18, 2021

barnesed 

WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.

AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"

barnesed by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018

Benesexual

Adjective
1. Being only romantically or sexually attracted to someone who can benefit a person beyond normality.

Noun
1. A person who is romantically or sexually attracted to someone who can benefit them beyond normality.

"My daughter is crazy for the boys, Elaine!"

"Actually, mother, I'm crazy for anyone who can bring me great fortune and even lots of money. I'm Benesexual, so, if I'm not getting anything out of it, I'm not with them."

Benesexual by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016

Bermese Mountain Dog 

The Bernese Mountain Dog is a large-sized breed of dog, one of the four breeds of Sennenhund-type dogs from the Swiss Alps. The name Sennenhund is derived from the German Senne and Hund, as they accompanied the alpine herders and dairymen called Senn.

I went to school to study Bermese Mountain Dogs today.

Bermese Mountain Dog by Error? May 17, 2019

Bermese Scuck 

Someone who does not place the bowl of weed in a vaporizer and tells you it's in. The person then continues to hoot it with no high in return.

Perrin you bermese scuck, you didn't put the bowl in.

Bermese Scuck by Bongchitis March 3, 2010