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Edward Bernays 

The best kept secret of the US government. In 1928, he wrote a book entitled "Propaganda", which explains almost every bullshit technique ever known. As the nephew of Sigmund Freud, Bernays is the utmost expert of populace manipulation. His techniques most likely control every perception that you maintain, and you are not even aware of it. Bernaysian persuasion owns your soul!
Person 1: "Have you ever read Edward Bernays' book 'Propaganda'?"

Person 2: “No. Why?”

Person 1: "That book is the most important piece of literature ever created!"
Edward Bernays by Bernie Glendale January 18, 2013
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San Bernarshithole 

Slang term for the city of San Bernardino Ca.
I'm so glad I no longer live in San Bernarshithole.

sauce bernaise syndrome 

Being sickened by the taste, smell or even thought of a particular food or drink because, on a previous occasion you became ill shortly after consuming it. Your mind has made a connection between the food/drink and the illness although it was purely coincidental, and the food/drink item actually was not the cause of the illness.
You are dining on steak with Sauce Bernaise. Shortly after eating it you become violently ill. In fact you came down with the flu, and you would have become ill just then regardless of what you ate. Nevertheless, your mind connects the illness with the sauce bernaise, and ever after whenever you taste, smell, see or even think of sauce bernaise your stomach gets queasy because you think it was what caused you to get ill.

Bernasaurus Rex 

A rare species that appears when large individuals named Bernie become intoxicated and create a disaster.
Oh shit, here comes Bernasaurus Rex. Take anything fragile off the shelves.
Bernasaurus Rex by TFT152 June 30, 2011

bernasjha 

Young girl that’s loyal and friendly she is fun to be around she is a savage
That girls is bernasjha
bernasjha by Teairria January 20, 2018

bernasjha 

Young girl that is loyal and friendly she is nice she is a savage she is fun to be around
That girl is bernasjha
bernasjha by Teairria January 20, 2018
act of sarcasm. also known as the act of "jalan lapan lapis mulia" of buddhism.
"Bitchkree: bro, you look so smart wearing radiohead t-shirt"
Hatchrie : Bernas!
bernas by shahdhuan April 13, 2008