The best orgasm you’ve ever had. 100% of the time given by a guy named Bern (short for Bernie) who knows how to please women in every way and is the best at everything he does. It's so intense, it makes every cell of your body hot and makes you scream with pleasure as it rolls through your body.
That Bern I had this morning was so intense, I woke up the neighbors.
by livelove04 February 05, 2010
a word to describe one who dresses and acts ostensibly emo, yet exudes happiness and general holiday spirit
You are so berns right now, sitting by yourself in the dark of your living room with your hood up while drinking eggnog and listening to christmas music.
by hohoyoyo December 26, 2009