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Bermudian Springs

A school district in York Springs, Pennsylvania. The main factions amongst students there are the hicks, hicks who vape, and the hicks who watch anime.

Occasionally (of course) there is the odd minority of nerds that will spit thoughtless talking points parroted from reddit at you, but the majority of people will find it hysterical if you shout "penis!"
Also everyone in the school should do track and field for at least one whole season.
Also shortened to "Berm"
Berm Student: "Red and blue makes.. green, right?"
Normal Person: "Aw hell nah is that what they're teaching you at Bermudian Springs?"
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bermudian flickergoon 

Edging for 10-12 months before gooning thrice in one 24 hour period.
Usually used to summon Amelia Airhart
I love bermudian flickergooning

Bermudian Fishcake 

The act of two or more women scissoring while defecating. The observing person takes the mixture of squishy poo and cums on it and mixes it with flour and batter and then they cook it in an oven and eat it for dinner
'John' - "Hey guys what do you what for dinner"
'girl' - "I was thinking about making a homemade bermudian fishcake!"
'John' - "sounds good"
Bermudian Fishcake by FRM441 December 12, 2024

Bermudian Flicker Gooning

Bermudian Flicker Gooning is a method of flicker gooning where you goon directly into a fan, doing it so much that the wind pressure combined with the volume of semen/squirt juices creates a hurricane, representing the Bermuda Triangle.
"Hey bro, did you try out Bermudian Flicker Gooning yet? Everyone's doing it!"
Bermudian Flicker Gooning by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024

Bermuda Pantry 

Any room that has had the walls sprayed with runny or liquified yellow feces. Usually a bathroom.
Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with Taco Bell makes some ugly yellow shit!
Bermuda Pantry by BaJinxy December 9, 2010

Bermuda chub

When you pop an unexpected boner in your Bermuda swim shorts and are too far from a body of water to jump in and conceal it.
Dude, this hot chick in cutoffs and a bikini top on the Venice boardwalk totally gave me a Bermuda chub today.
Bermuda chub by Trillbilly May 29, 2016
A really small island in the Atlantic Ocean full of really attractive, high functioning alcoholics.
I visited Bermuda this summer and had a great time!
Bermuda by Ki7649 November 22, 2018