Lance Berkman 

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.

"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

Lance Berkman by David T. W. May 21, 2008

nadav berkman

A fine Israeli gent in the exploratory program. Frisbee god.

Did you hear about Nadav Berkman? He’s a Jewish bro that can throw!!!

nadav berkman by adamberkowitz September 20, 2021

Bergman nose technique 

When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.

I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.

Bergman nose technique by THEdickhatch August 30, 2012

berkant 

berkant is the king of all kings. People named Berkant are so handsome that you have to use sunglasses when you are around them. Berkant is a guy who has beautiful wavy hair and his eyes are so beautiful that you fall in love with him when you look into his eyes. Also, Berkants are not playboys because Berkants only have a girl who is wifey material

her: Can you be my Berkant?
berkant: sorry, I‘m taken

berkant by aGuyCalledThomas February 27, 2021

Berkan 

Berkan is a person who is strong in the mind and body. He thinks a lot and would do anything to get to his higher self. He can be wrong but mostly right. Large penis and great body and cannot fail to impress women

Tony Stark: we need Berkan
Berkan:*thinks*
Thanos:*literally fucking blows up*

Berkan by Vaseline on Durrusmifrrugna April 18, 2019

Berkant 

Berkant is an turkish boy name. It means the perfect boy.Berknats are shy and quiet but if you know them better they're getting comfortable.Berkants are great listeners and they always help you if you don't know what to do...Berkant's are great Friends too they'll never leave you alone in difficult or hard situations.Berkants are an example for Perfect boyfriends ...They care about you they give you love and affection...they could do everything if they want. Berkants are often cute and romantic at the same time.You can spend great times with them so that's why i love berkants.

A: i need somebody who can be by my side and somebody i can tell everything...Somebody to love,Somebody who'll show me to love again...

B:You need absolutely a Berkant in your life!

Berkant by Zehra46 December 30, 2016

The Chris Berman 

While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."

We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.

The Chris Berman by Bigsexwill January 26, 2011