Norexa Bergosa 

That disease you get when you are real skinny and junk.

Eddie: Wow, Robi. You have lost a lot of weight. Do you have Norexa Bergosa ?

Robi: What is that ??

Eddie: That's a disease you get when you become really skinny and stuff.

Robi: Ummm..no..that's called Anorexia Nervosa.

Eddie: Hahaha. No. Anorexia Nervosa is when you're scared of fat guys named Rex.

Robi: **rolls eyes**

Norexa Bergosa by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

Dan Bergstein 

A humorist and internet phenomenon, most famous for critiquing the famous twilight series in his "blogging twilight" articles on the website www.sparknotes.com

"OMG 1st on a Dan Bergstien blog???"

"You are my life now,

Dan Bergstein"

Dan Bergstein by Imlora April 2, 2010

Dan Bergstein 

An acclaimed genius who rightfully describes the Twilight series characters (i.e. Pedweird is a pedophiliac stalker with control issues and Smelly Belly is a horny teenager who complains about her life and would rather have a controlling boyfriend than outdoor spaghetti) in a hilarious blog. An icon of Sparknotes. Also known as Lt. Lasermind.

Kid 1: Lt. Lasermind is a genius.
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!

Dan Bergstein by Eeyore Onesies December 7, 2010

Berget 

Berget is a big man who is not very tan

You like food yeah? Then your name must be Berget
Is your arm like a snake? Then your like Berget
Do you like to act gay? Berget too

Berget by bergfan1 December 13, 2019

Berget 

Berget is a person that weighs around 60 kilos sike

That guy got snake arms, it must be Berget

Berget by bergfan1 December 16, 2019

Sub. The Bergsteinn

Bergsteinn is a rare kind of tiger living in the woods south of Vejle. He hunts by traking down his pray with his highly developed sence of smell. The Bergsteinn then eats his pray raw and in one pice. His prais are most of the time fish, mouses and dead pidgens.

Sub. The Bergsteinn is hard to difine becouse they all look defriend but most of them are known for having huge heads and red hair.

Sub. The Bergsteinn by The Party Dude May 9, 2009

Bertotti 

Of, or having to do with absolute greatness. Also, one who excels at everything and is better than any of his/her friends who are thinking to compare last names

Dude, look at that Bertotti

Bertotti by whoohoo69 November 27, 2010