beardsquidj 

The act of squeezing out your filthy hipster beard after cunnilingus

Smirnoff, what is taking so long?

Sorry boys, she was a bit of a squirtle, needed a tactical Beardsquidj

beardsquidj by SmirnoffBeard October 16, 2015

Beatsquad 

Something or someone that is beat. Often used as a goofy alternative to saying things are bad, stupid, ugly, gross, etc.

Nick: See that girl over there?
Joey: Yeah the gross-ass one in the pink?
Nick: Dude shes not that bad... I'd tap.
Joey: Fuck that shit dude... that bitch is beatsquad.

Beatsquad by Joey Aaron January 12, 2009

Besquaddle 

1. To be too confused to remember or use the word you were really thinking of so use a similar sounding substitute with the same general meaning implied through contextual use/tone

2. To concoct, scramble together, improvise for the best on the spot for lack of better options

Tom: Alright meat, let’s get that MOT sorted yeah?
Me: Sorry I’ve been too besquaddled to understand what’s talking to who lately

Besquaddle by J-Lime June 27, 2018

BeardSquad 

A group of males all of whom have tremendous bears, bantering and generally having a great time.
Made famous by JWBruh Instagram Live

Dude I wish I could grow a beard, maybe then I could hang out with those guys! Liam and Max's bears look great, Lewis is doing well - they are all in the BeardSquad.

BeardSquad by 1234whoareya August 1, 2019

brosquad 

In any online game, the act of mindlessly and relentlessly sticking together even when strategically it is not viable.

In hon pubs, for example, it is common to see 5 scourge heros pushing the middle lane or charging after lone int-heros after 10 minutes, then conceeding 5 minutes later when they lose one team fight. This is the quintessential brosquad behaviour.

"Come on everyone PUSH MIDDLE! BROSQUAD ASSEMBLE!!!!"

brosquad by lolimgondar May 20, 2010

bardsquad 

Another term for a chunky animal

That's a huge bardsquad

bardsquad by ChildEater185 July 27, 2021