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a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.

you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.

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beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.
examples
1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!

guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.

1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!

guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.

1.c
guy driving by in car; Blaow!!!.. Medic!!!!!!!

Feral bum searching trash cans for spare needles, freaks out and runs into oncoming traffic.

2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs

guys friend; sup biril

guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo

guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?

guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.
by senator beortington beortsmith March 05, 2007
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beort
1.
a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.

you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.

2.
beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.
examples

1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!

guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.

1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!

guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.

2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs

guys friend; sup biril

guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo

guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?

guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.
by senator beortington beortsmith March 06, 2007
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