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Moving around like James Bond. Walking along walls, rolling around on the floor, diving through doorways, etc. It's designed for stealth but generally makes more noise than just walking.
Stoner One: Dude we can grab munchies in the kitchen but my mom's asleep so be quiet

Stoner Two: Gotcha man, I'll bond it.begins to hum bond theme

Stoner One: NO YOU FOOL YOU"LL WAKE EVERYONE UP!
Bond It by Glenside21 August 6, 2005

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg 

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

Bend It Like Beckham 

A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"
"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham
When a girl is so incredibly hot, that no other words can be used to describe her.

Calling someone that is that degree of hotness merely hot is unacceptable, because they are way beyond it.
Alex : “That girl is way beautiful.”

Mark : “Nah, she’s beyond it.”
beyond it by hotchick4205 October 20, 2009

bend it like baldwin 

To write in a gritty, yet soaring style akin that of classic African American authors, esp. those from the 1920s, 30s and 40s. (Orig. after African American writer James Baldwin (1924-1987))
"Yo, Nathan McCall's my dog, he knows how to bend it like baldwin."

still gonna bend it 

when your trying to stop taking xanax or other benzodiazepines but you say fuck it and take some more anyway. Usually results in a really good time, threesomes with two sluts, and doing crazy shit involving alcohol and motorcycles and smoking amphetamines.
typical pussy: hey dude wanna come to the AA meeting with us tonight, were gonna smoke cigarettes and all try to pull the meth head girl
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.

later in the night

slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.
still gonna bend it by swerty gert February 9, 2019