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Bensoning 

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".
Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.
Bensoning by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012
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bensonmuncher 

The real Dan and he does ART and ANIMATION and they have a really concerning love for Chris Pearson
Babe wake up bensonmuncher just posted a new animation

Bensoning 

The act of running around a open world game map collecting every item along the way to only return to the start to sell everything. Considered extremely douchey and typically happens when there is a crowd watching.
"The other day I was watching Mongo play Deus Ex Human Revolution, he was Bensoning the whole time. I clawed my eyes out in boredom."
Bensoning by CONDOR027 September 26, 2011

Benzoman 

the ultimate PS2CB TAG-TEAM!; Benzogek and Kartoonman
Benzoman beat everybody else! They rule!
Benzoman by jac85 February 11, 2003

to benselmanize 

To burry someone deep in the gayfriend-zone, but without the sexual benifits of a gay friend.And never getting laid, or lucky in general with any girl
to benselmanize.
lul, moh got benselmanized by every girl he knows.
to benselmanize by lou18 March 18, 2017

Jack benseman 

Oh jack benseman, he is a cock head
Jack benseman by Alah ukba July 21, 2022

The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk

A sex position, the man slowly windmills his weapon - while the woman pulls on his scrotum, attempting to illicit a healthy log.

If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.
Man 1: I got with a new girl last night, she made me try 'The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk'.

Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!

Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!