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to strangle or smother someone to death for no apparent reason. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to BENOIT a bitch?
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"Did you hear? He totally went benoit on everybody."
"Dont make me go benoit up in here." |
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Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason. 2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning. (same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.") Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday. Fred: Terrible. Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here. Wife: Okay dear. Children: (silence) |
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To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.
See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material. Go benoit yourself
benoit self benoit yourself now |
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To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.
Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased. OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect. Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.
Man 2: "Benoit the bitch" Man 1: That's not a bad idea.... ____ Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday. Person 2: Benoit yourself |
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To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide. What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.
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To kill or be killed by some manner of suffocation, i.e. hanging or choke hold. Typically the result of rage, and or a retarded child. Son, if you don't shut your mouth I'm gonna benoit you and your mother, retard.
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