(n.) A robot, created by the Internation Business Machines corp. in the early 1980's. Part of a revolutionary artificial intelligence program.
(adj.) "Benke'd" To be ultra-lit, to the point where you collapse during the National Anthem, take off your shirt in the middle of a bar, stare at girls until they walk away, fall and cut up your face, or mumble to yourself.
Benke is also known as I-Robot
This weekend Porter was fucking Benke'd.