The state of looking fake-aged.
Reference made to the movie of the same name in which Brad Pitt never looks real.
Reference made to the movie of the same name in which Brad Pitt never looks real.
You are the ugliest, rubber-faced, fake-aged, Benjamin Button, droopy-eyed motherfucker I have ever seen.
by Step Jinleft April 10, 2011
He was so much more considerate and responsible when we first started dating, but he was a Benjamin Button.
by Womanana February 17, 2009
To facebook a fat chick and start looking at her most recent and probably fattest pictures. Then you proceed to go back in time and view her earlier pictures. In most cases you will watch her get younger and skinnier.
Adam found a fat chick on facebook. Since fat chicks have no use at all to Adam, he decided to amuse himself at her expense by Benjamin Buttoning the bitch. Turns out the bitch was ugly even at a lower weight.
by BRAU!!!!!!!!! March 23, 2011
When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.
Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.
by MTeasy October 27, 2011
When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
Evan: Sweet!
by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010
by jellosea March 17, 2009
Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"
Person B: "He never does anything right..."
Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."
Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"
Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"
Person B: "He never does anything right..."
Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."
Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"
Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."
by weeniehutjunior July 25, 2011