bentonite 

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.

"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."

bentonite by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012

Chris Benoited 

Modern terminology for a murder suicide made popular by ex wwe wrestler Chris benoit when he killed his family and then himself

Jaysus, I narrowly avoided being Chris benoited when she had that meltdown.

Chris Benoited by Bigfishsmallpond January 31, 2010

benoîte 

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

benoîte by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

Bentonite 

Basically a quicker way of saying bet aight, which is basically a quicker way of saying aight bet, which is basically a quicker way of saying alright bet

Chandler: Ayo bro u tryna run train on these bitches?!
Jesse: BENTONITEEEEEE

Bentonite by Anonymous1946373 June 2, 2022

benoîte 

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

benoîte by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

benoîte 

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

benoîte by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

Benoite 

Benoite is a really funny and unexpected person. He seems calm at first, very professional and composed. However two days of knowing him he is one of the most crazy, pussy craving, sex-thirsty niggas out there. That thing can only be tamed by a certain amount of people only. And the method of taming it is unknown, some suggest tranquilizers or a sex toy.

These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.

Guy 1: Hey, what the fuck is that huge piece of ball?
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!

Benoite by KROTONIUM April 1, 2025