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Born Kim Bendix Petersen in Denmark, King Diamond was the singer in Mercyful Fate before forming his own band. Famous for his multi-octave range, supposed association with LaVey Satanism and having a greater lyrical talent than many native English speakers. King Diamond is your lord and master.
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| 2. | diamond banger | ||
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Someone who is a fan of the Danish music artist King Diamond (aka Kim Bendix Petersen). "Douey fucking loves King Diamond. He's such a fucking diamond banger!"
"Unite, fellow diamond bangers, in the shadow of King Diamond's glory!" |
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| 3. | Grout Fishing | ||
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Little phrases or sexual invitations written in the grout of bathroom tiles. Usually seen while sitting on the toilet. Mostly used for public sex; sometime a clever turn of phrase. Bendix didn't have any luck at the party so he went grout fishing at the truck stop.
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| 4. | jersey bulldog | ||
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A cheeseburger with a fried egg and brown gravy (and all the rest) Have you ever had a jersey bulldog? Eggs, burger, cheese, and gravy. Does it get better than that?
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| 5. | deprockboned | ||
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An incredibly feather-headed government policy that seems to have been spontaneously generated (especially ones confronting the matter of taxes), ‘deprockboned‘ being the process in which this is transmogrified into a full-blown actually sounds-good-to-me idea. The tax on jewelry sounds ridiculous, but the consultation paper is thoroughly deprockboned
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| 6. | Anonymosity | ||
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Trolling people through creating accounts on social networks under pseudonyms for fun. I display anonymosity. That guy who swore at you on Twitter last week called John Smith? Yeah, that was me.
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