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47.
A hockey player that sucks because his skates aren't tight enough so they bend inward. Can be generally applied, with some exceptions, to any high school player outside of Minnesota and those from a decent number of schools in Michigan and Massachusetts.

Also, the player will think he is really cool for playing hockey, even though he just wasn't good enough for the basketball team and now has to play "home" games in front of parents and a nonexistent student section in an arena 10 miles from home.
I just saw this high school hockey game in Ohio. They sucked at everything so they decided to start a huge fight. But it wasn't that great because the kids were all benders and thought they were cool for wearing Nike Bauer vapor XX skates and gloves.
by wolverinefan1 March 14, 2009
 
1.
1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow June 24, 2005
 
2.
A hockey player who is really bad, usually has skates that bend at the ankles, so the player cant skate.
Derek is such a bender...look at those skates he cant even skate!!!!!!
by Cajanek August 29, 2006
 
3.
A kick ass robot on Futurama who smokes, drinks, and steals with style. He has a dream of killing all humans. His full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez/ Bending Unit 22. His best friend is Fry and he loves turtles because they remind him of himself.
"Bite my shiny metal ass!" (it is BITE my shiny metal ass. Many people think that it is KISS my shiny metal ass, but it's not and they can go screw themselves!)
by Fluffy_the_insane_kitten July 25, 2005
 
4.
A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.
"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"
by OB July 27, 2005
 
5.
1. a drinking spree;
2. a male homosexual;
3. a recumbent bicycle made by Bender Custom Bicycles of Garden City, Idaho.
Every Saturday night, these benders go on a bender on their Benders.
by Loki the Croaky August 05, 2005
 
6.
An alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.

Note: This is not a "2 beers every night event." Every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own piss and puke. This is not for the weak and wary. Only those who can truly rock out can handle this.
1. Tuesday night commemorates my crossing from an unproductive drunken week to a full fledged bender.

2. Come over tonight. I picked up some Vladdy, I can't break the streak of my two week long bender.
by gdk2007 August 08, 2005
 
7.
a hockey player who skates with his or her ankles bent in.
A. that kid sucks.
B. yea hes a bender
by gongshow July 02, 2007