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1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow June 24, 2005
a term describing a compassionate, loving, yet silly person who keeps hearts under lock and key, forever under their watch
Ryan: I'm never letting you go, love.
Elaine: You're such a bender!
by greekprincess95 January 16, 2013
Term that is generally used by hockey players. Most commonly used chirp to date. Used to describe a multitude of players who have no skill what so ever or the boys just arnt down to call them their own. The boys can tell right away when someone is a bender, wether it be on the ice or in the locker room. Great term to add to ones list of chirps.
Check out Tommy over there, just bendin it up.

Man, Drew just needs to give it up, he's such a bender.

Get those bricks movin bend show.

Sick fish bowl bender.
by isu14 June 14, 2010
Someone whos ankles bend inwards
adam was bending really hard in englis today...what a bender
by ryan cross March 02, 2009
What a male does when he would like to have intercourse with a female.
"I'm going to bend-er over and stick my penis in her butt."
by Topsy Cretz January 13, 2009
one who bends ankles during the 2 laps
pitts is such a bender
by I GOT WORMS™ January 13, 2008
A phrase for one who is incompetent or inexperienced at hockey. The word is believed to originate from American high school hockey, and has spread into mainstream culture to describe anyone who is unskilled at an activity. The Canadian phrase hoser also has a similar meaning in youth sports.
Atonym: dangle
Wayne Gretzky makes Sydney Crosby look like a bender.
by hankg December 12, 2007
UK: Slang for homosexual. See also 'bummer'
"get off me, you bender"
by Mr Laurel May 26, 2005

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