Bedcave

The term bedcave is used to describe when you get fully underneath your cover, duvet etc leaving a small opening near your face allowing you to peer out at the world from the saftey of your aftificially constructed womb.

Note 1: No worldly troubles can pass beyond the borders of the bedcave.

Note 2: All mosnsters, ghouls, ghosts, witchies, zombies et al are unable to intrude upon the protective borders of the bedcave.

Having emersed himself under his covers, Jim text his friend Andrew stating, "I'm safely tucked up in the bedcave, I can't believe my luck, i fucking love the bedcave!"

Bedcave by Raoul_Duke March 27, 2009

Bencanting 

A term used in reference to whining about waking up at 3 am in the morning to milk cattle.

Stop Bencanting we have work to do.

Bencanting by Mandman November 5, 2017

Ashton Bendavid 

To Ashton Bendavid someone is when you partake in anal sex with a woman (or man) until their asshole is stretched wide, then finish a entire bowl in a single bong rip, then exhale into the other persons asshole, then suck back it out of the asshole

Person 1: “Last night was crazy my girl let me Ashton Bendavid her”
Person 2: “Nice”

Ashton Bendavid by WjfjaufhwjuAusaizjxzhqh February 15, 2023

benavides 

A beautiful bebe

That benavides is soooooo sexy

benavides by the local hooligan January 5, 2014

Belcavuitton 

An annoying twitter bardigang who has no life and is complains about nicki when he is a poor 30 year old f*ggot who needs a job

I hate Belcavuitton

Belcavuitton by stantwitteruser October 11, 2020

Cesar Benavente 

a woodpecker, known for selling tacos (Cesar Benavente Tacos) and cakes (Big Benavente Cakes)

Bruh, there goes Cesar Benavente. What a woodpecker...

Cesar Benavente by Ness_Okey October 7, 2020

Filthy Benavides 

In the spirit of the beloved Dirty Sanchez, the Filthy Benavides is the act of removing your penis from a woman's anus, then rubbing it vertically down her chin, creating the illusion of a "soul patch".

He was charging women the same money for straight sex as he was for a Filthy Benavides.

Filthy Benavides by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006