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BenSmithing 

(v) A political tactic that disguises itself as journalism in order to protect Democrats, most specifically Barack Obama.

1. Something happens or is discovered that might hurt Obama.

2. That something is discovered in the alternative media and uncovered.

3. Ben Smith (or the equally dishonest PolitiFact and Media Matters) pretend to investigate it, write something up disguised as "definitive," and then hand the complicit media an excuse to ignore it.
The BenSmithing of the Obama-Bill Ayers connection deprived the American people of learning the truth.

Dude, did you see how the Eric Holder/Black Panther story got BenSmithed at Politico?
BenSmithing by FAUXbamaFailed August 12, 2012
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benamphetamine

benamphetamine

A great man named Ben created the most powerful drug of all time, outpowering meth of any type, can disable parts of body, mainly the left side. Street name is Jeffies.
I had some benamphetamine and now i can't move the left side of my body
benamphetamine by JimmyGIbbs April 1, 2013
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A last name believed to be of Greek origin. To be associated with people who are very masculine, attractive, sexy, and with overall beauty. People of the surname Benas also excell academically. They come with the ability to satisfy any women the come across.
That Benas is so sexy i would do him right here.
Benas by Benas April 27, 2009
n. a definition where one describes something using the same word, but in a different context.

From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"
Some examples:
"Brilliance is a sign of brilliance"
"Butt-sex is the butt-sex of sex"

A conversation:

Jim: Dude, don't cry!
Dave: I know, I look weak.
Jim: And as we know, weakness is a sign of weakness.
Dave: Such a Benism. *sob*
Benism by epausti March 15, 2013
Fastest growing religion of 2020, made on discord. The leader is Benjamin Matthews Walmsley. The religion is pro lgbtq+ and pro choice. It is very easy to become a benist ; you just have to commit a series of arson related crimes over a 4 year time span. 😋
Benism is not a cult.
Benism by Loonar May 5, 2020

The beansman

The lad with total control of the beans and all of bean kind - ©beans2009
Wow, did you see that guy?
Yeah he's The beansman
The beansman by FargoneBeans August 31, 2017

benaskankfealia 

When you have unusually tiny body parts such as your head or penis
Wow that ben bloke has benaskankfealia
benaskankfealia by MrClotpole November 18, 2019