Ben Bernanke 

Only one part of the existing financial crisis. His, and many others', decisions have put this planet's monetary system in a world of shit.

Alan Grayson: Who got the money?
Ben Bernanke: Banks in Europe and other countries.
Alan Grayson: Which banks?
Ben Bernanke: I don't know.

Ben Bernanke by [e-mail] October 15, 2011

Ben Bernanke 

He's a magician, a furious magician. He wants your teeth for the federal reserve, because he's cutting interest rates in half, and he needs your teeth for his lonely hearts club band.

"I need your teeth for my lonely hearts club band. Ben Bernanke. I'm a magician!"

Ben Bernanke by Count_Fuzzball January 15, 2009

Ben Bernanke 

The Chairman of the United States Federal Reserve. He holds the power to conduct monetary policy such as open market operations and adjusting the prime interest rates. His actions have been questionable since the inception of his term.

Ben Bernanke caused the Dow Jones to drop 350 points in one day simply be m aking a comment about the market.

Ben Bernanke by Cballznhoney April 30, 2008

ben.bernanke 

the coolest mf ever🔥🔥one of the best mutuals you could have on tik tok

“ben.bernanke just mutualed me!”
“Omg im so jealous hy’s the funniest dude ever!!”

ben.bernanke by rreettii August 16, 2022

The Ben Bernak 

Dry shaving your gal's box after cleaning out her purse.

I am 5 deep into the evening and out of funds. I look at the only source of financing expansion and that is my date's purse and her credit cards. I take action. I am broke and horny so I give her the Ben Bernak. We both prosper - the evening continues using her money and I get to shave her owl.

The Ben Bernak by slasherjm July 22, 2011