small penis , little balls and as dump as a brick . has no friends and lives in umina
small dick like ben
by bbazza June 05, 2011
A midget who constantly wears a warm hat, no matter how hot it is,he once wore it when it was 101 degrees :( He is a pervert. He is annoying. He is universally hated. Some day he will be hung upside down from a tree, stabbed in the chest, and set on fire. He will be forced to die from a combination of fire, blood loss, and EVILNESS. his body will than be dumped in an active volcano.
I'm Ben, and I'm evil and hate everything good, like Ice cream, and call of duty. Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah
1:(n) (pr) (abr) short for the English name Benjamin.

2: Code for cheauvenistic male pig.

Has nothing going for his life.

Says he hates skinny girls, but won't date you if you are not to his specifications. I.e.: he may as well get a blow up doll, they are easy to cheat on, and you can get them just how you want them and you don't have to mandate that they look like a Chinese Crested! (Hair on head. Thats about it.)

Likes to waste time chasing tail, even while in a relationship. Cheats on his girlfriends with one particular ex.

Will always claim it's the female that is crazy, even after he has strung her along for 5 months or however long. But he can do and feel anything he wants: like Cartman.

Oh, and don't move in with him then break up. He will have an ex over to drink & fuck almost immediately, even if you were together for a year and he appeared changed.

He will also tell you he loves you, break up with you the following day, and tell you he hates you.

He is a bipolar fuck who has attachment issues, a diseased dick (which is not very large contrary to popular belief - aside from the fact that if you don't know how to use said cock, it's length and girth are null and void), and an impossibly immature attitude.

So, that said, beware.
Ben Kravitz is an asshole.
by dont ask, dont tell August 02, 2011
Very fat red headed bearded man that loves to wear plaid shirts.
Damn, did you see that Ben?
by April 27, 2011
A complete faggot who is ashamed to admit it and is subjected to eternal servitude for the regular humans.
Ben: Hi guys!!! Im Ben!!!
by Willpauldan March 11, 2011
A name often used to desrcibe someone who enjoys relentlessly clicking the like button on peoples facebook status's. Also loves to have the regular conversation about university and work, and continuously struggles to keep his eyes open in photographs!!
Person 1: "I wonder if ben will like my facebook status today?"
Ben: Click
Person 1: "wtf!!"
by NicRachlol February 04, 2010
Ben is a mean and dumb person who is mean and nobody likes them and they should just go to hell.
person 1: "hey look there's ben"

person 2: "ew"
by brokenprinter February 08, 2011

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