Likes small children. Has a hamster fetish. Has the sex drive of a Lemming. Looks that only Helen Keller could describe, Ben can usually be found in friend's drive-ways, beds, cars, or where ever he feels the need to pass out. Ben's greatest defense is crying himself to sleep naked in a dark corner. Ben cannot be trust when left alone for he has been known to pee on floors. Has a small penis, but tries to compensate for it with his humor.
Used in a sentence: God, that weirdo is such a Ben!
by Haha.. Oh I think you know!!! February 17, 2010
(noun) The object of a man's hot desire when he see's a potential sex-mate or one-night-fuck-buddy; in simple terms, a boner. it is related to the Prince Charles penis peircing, who lived in England near the Big Ben clock tower. Prince Charles was proud of his Big Ben.
"Adam, do you have a Ben right now?"
by ashleynicole April 04, 2008