| 1. | Big Shocker | ||
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Two Fingers in the "GY-NA" annd one in the "pooper" as a sexual act. Usually preformed on a girl that dioesnt see it coming. TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!
"Ben Stone gave TWO TONZ O FUN a Big Shocker to match her big gut and big ass" TWO TONZ O FUN SAID, "DAMN! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING" |
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| 2. | Ben's Theory | ||
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If you go to a class high, then you will develop a "high mindset". Your entire outlook of what is going on in that class will be set in stone. This means that you will have to go to the next class high. From that point on, you will be forced to go to that class high, or else you would not understand any of what is going on. When the final comes, you will have to go to that high, too. "Hey man," he said, "I think I'm gonna smoke before class today."
"Naw dude," the other boy retorted, "Haven't you ever heard of Ben's Theory? If you go to one high, you go to them all! |
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| 3. | stein auf | ||
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The band Lost and Found's attempt to translate "Rock on!" into German. They just litterally translated the German words for rock (Stein) and on (auf) and thought that would do the trick. But "Stein auf" has no cool meanings in German and actually refers to a literal rock that is literally on something. It conveys the same basic feeling as saying "Stone on top of" in English. It's pretty funny, especially if you're a native English speaker learning German, or if you just like the band. Ich habe einen Stein auf meinem Tisch! (I have a rock on my table/ I have a stone on top of my table.)
Hey, Mann, Stein auf! (Hey man, stone on top of!) |
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| 4. | High As Fuck | ||
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A physical state in which one's head may feel light as a feather or heavy as a stone. All fine motor skills are surrendered to the illegal substance by way of deep-frying one's brain in THC and the person may either begin talking at an extremely fast rate or be rendered a "vegetable," a useless human unable to physically maintain a conversation or their sanity. This state will only be seen in a subject when they have smoked copious amounts of marijuana. Being "high as fuck" cannot be imitated by fakers who take a single bong rip and claim to be "high as fuck," but instead can be achieved by either: a)If a Bong is available-->Lighting up a bong bowl and sprinkling the keef THC crystals on top of some AAA grade weed b)If a Bong is not handy--> Rolling and smoking at least 2.5 blunts per capita. Blunts are not to be confused with spliffs, J's or Joints; Blunts are rolled using strictly weed, and must be... |
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| 5. | Stoner-Boner | ||
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completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie. Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie Ben: A Stoner-Boner??? John: Yeah dude Ben: Nice. |
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| 6. | WWF Invasion | ||
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in 2001 WWF(now called WWE) were at War with WCW/ECW. Invasion was the start of it at as the main event was the best 5 of WWF vs WCW/ECWs 5 best (the conetenders were WWFs Angle Stone Cold undertaker Kane and Jericho WCWs Rhyno Booker T Diamond Dallas Page and the Dudleys). the outcome of the match was very suprising as Stone Cold turned on WWE by breaking booker out of Angles Angle lock stunnered Angle and forced WCW/ECW to victory. But of course the story behind this was that WWF had brought ECW and WCW in 2001 as well in 2001 WWF brought ECW and WCW thats why Ryhno, Booker, Mysterio and RVD are now WWE property
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| 7. | watton at stone | ||
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Scum of the earth. Home of the chavs Home of Ben and his trucker caps!
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