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1.
Stupid little pillock, with a sqint head, and virtually everything wrong with him that is humanly possible and then some
That is the most bellzer like thing i've seen
by Craig Hanlon October 04, 2003
 
2.
The incest master
"I am bellzer, the incest master"
by Craig Hanlon September 23, 2003
 
3.
Stupid queer who thinks he is the incest master
Bellzer: "I am the incest master!"
by Craig Hanlon September 23, 2003