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Bellichick-ed

to blow a lead in a game with minutes to go, typically caused by an awful, horrible, grotesque, beastly play call.
Beargina #1 - "Well, we are on the 20 yard line and its 4th and 2. There is just a minute to go and I have no time-outs, so if these guys score I will be completely and utterly fucked and have no means to answer their touchdown, therefor losing the game and causing my whole team, management and fan base to loathe and despise me for years to come. Might as well go for it, right?"

(turnover on downs)

Beargina #2 - "Wow, you really fuckin' Bellichick-ed that one didn't you?!"
Bellichick-ed by Dangerstache November 16, 2009
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Belichick 

verb: To cut the sleeves of a garment, with complete disregard to evenness, uniformity or style.
Dan likes to see his watch when he jogs, so he will Belichick his sweatshirts.
Belichick by DanthePatsfan January 18, 2008

Bill Belichick

When a girl sucks on your balls for so long they become 2 psi below normal

(Only to be used by New Englanders with pats pride)
Steve: Dude that chick Summer gave me a Bill Belichick last night I feel so light
Shawn: Good luck trying to have kids then bro.
Bill Belichick by Dothejohnwall January 31, 2015

Bullchicken 

Another name for Bullsquid. Sometimes spelled as two different words. A fictional two-legged creature from the popular game Half-Life. They have 5 red tentacles surrounding its mouth and spots running down its back. The High definition model for the bullsquid has two spikes at the end of its tail, but the original has no spikes. If you get too close to one, it'll bite and toss you backwards. If you're not within biting range, it'll constantly spit acid at you. If you're near death, the bullchicken will finish you with a gibbing tail whip instead of biting you. Bullchickens are agressive, but also easy to kill. Bullchickens are amphibious creatures. They're also attracted to radiation and are often seen in radioactive waste pools. They feed on headcrabs. Also, if a bullsquid sees any gibs within its area, it may stop attacking and eat them. Bullchickens may attack each other if there's more than one in an area, possibly for food or for mating. They live in a place called Xen. Bullchickens may be vicious, but some may not attack humans, and may actually be more scared of them than humans are afraid of them. For example, when Gordon Freeman was accidentially teleported to Xen for the first time after the Resonance Cascade, he saw two bullchickens, but they did not attack him. Another reason for their agressiveness towards Humans is that being on Earth probably had them scared and confused, due to the fact that they haven't gotten used to their surroundings. It is speculated Eli Vance, one of the survivors of Half-Life, had lost his leg in a bullchicken attack.
I took a trip to xen and was almost killed by an angry bullchicken.
Bullchicken by OmegaXMKII September 1, 2008

Belichicked Hoodie 

A hoodie that has had the sleeves cut off just below the elbows.
Belichicked Hoodie by broski March 14, 2012

belichick 

1) To cheat.
2) To run up the score
Man, it was a recreational league but the team we went up against were almost pro. They belichicked us big time.
belichick by carpdeus November 19, 2007